GARAGE SALE - All Discontinued shorts:  $5 (or less) !

We started ASI in 1989 in our parents' garage. Back then, every sale was literally a garage sale.

We're not in the garage anymore, but whenever we need to sell shorts at reduced prices, we return to our roots: the garage sale.

All of the shorts in the Garage Sale are new, never-worn shorts.  Grab a couple pair before they are gone.  Check out the Garage Sale inventory below:

Football Girdles -
Five Pockets, Two Bucks!

Only big boys need apply:
We sold out of all our 5-pocket football girdles except size 44-46. But you can get those for $2 each. C’mon, the material alone costs more than that! Order a couple pair for each of your lineman.
Then tell ‘em to keep eating until they fit.

Made of lightweight nylon/LYCRA.

White only.
While supplies last.

To order any of these Garage Sale specials, please click here for our special secure discount order form.
Please be sure to list the Item Name, Color, and Size from the chart below, and the Quanity you want to buy.